Putting an end to twitterpation... hopefully.

For those of you who know me well...ish, you know that I am very independent and DO NOT like being told what to do. I like making decisions for myself on everything. Unless I'm feeling apathetic, which is beside the point. The point is, I am very miffed when I have a crush on someone that I did not agree to have a crush on. It seems, though, that cupid doesn't care about my sanity and has sent many an unwanted and unrequited crush my way. I have decided to come up with the top five things that make me like a boy. This way I will be prepared to fall out of crush with every crush that comes my way in record time. So... here we go.

(This list uses the Melissa-Laura hotness scale. The rankings number from 1 to 10 and sometimes 11 if the person in question happens to look like George Clooney.)

1) Dress and appearance- A guy needs nice, COMBED hair and unstained clothes that actually fit him. Identical twins can differ by as much as 3 points on the hotness scale just by their clothes and hair.

2) Musical talent- Oh my heck-trabeck when a guy can sing or play an instrument well, he jumps at least 4 points on the hotness scale.

3) The nice factor- A guy who is nice is better than anything else really. Being nice can get a guy promoted 2 points on the scale.

4) Umm... Smell- This one is embarrassing to admit. The yummy boy smell is probably the best one out there. Yep, +2 on hotness. Not too much though. Too much smell on a boy will loose him about 4 points.

5) Looks- As you can tell, looks are by no means the most important factor in hotness, though it doesn't hurt.

So now that I know why I like guys, I will be able prevent the usual twitterpation. No more blind crushes for me. I will know exactly what makes me like a particular boy, which makes it easier to not become infatuated. Well, this has been a very productive blog. Thank you for your time.